March 09, 2004

gallbladder - EBay, UCLA, or DoJ?

So they successfully removed John Ashcroft's gallbladder... but what about the aftermath? (Don't want to run into a post-op mess a la Iraq.)

I hope they don't just toss it away. This is an organ of a famous person (or infamous person, depending on your politics). It now has its own celebratory cachet. Do they know what they're going to do with it?

Here're some suggestions:

a) auction it off on EBay and use the proceeds to fight terrorism

b) donate it to UCLA and restore respect to an entrepreneurial body-parts program

c) freeze-dry it, bronze it, and mount it on a pedestal in the Dept. of Justice to inspire future generations ("He gave his gallbladder for his country!")

Posted by raacluse at March 9, 2004 04:18 PM
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