The campaign of Senator George Allen (R-VA) gets curiouser and curiouser.
[Note: if I had graphics editing capability I'd insert, right here, a series of head shots of Sen. Allen morphing into the famous children's book character, Curious George.]
What other "skeletons" in the closet does he have?
(I suspect his aptitude for the French language might be a candidate, although it's hard to tell if that would have any political implications.)
In the meantime, it seems that what he needs to pull ahead of his opponent is a new political action committee that would reflect the multicultural transformation of his campaign:
JEWISH MACACAS FOR ALLEN
[Note: insert a picture of Curious George wearing a yarmulke, here... This would not seem so offbase as one might expect, since Curious George was created by a refugee German Jewish couple!]
(Such a PAC could benefit from witty publicity by that Jewish redneck raconteur, Kinky Friedman. Unfortunately, the Kinkmeister is currently pre-occupied with barnstorming the state of Texas in his run for governor.)
Posted by raacluse at September 22, 2006 12:35 PM